me: *does nothing*
me: wow im so tired

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

(Source: awkwardvagina)

cecefredzilla:

snaketeen:

there’s a thin line between word and world

get out

(Source: doglets)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

wartortles:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

god damn it

(Source: cornchipz)

quietrooms-and-loudmusic:

andsoheismyjohn:

nipsterchapel:

zmilak:

what if we all get boyfriends next year

this is the saddest post I’ve ever seen 

(Source: zmalic)

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL